iamahugslut:

Interviewer: Were you tired of being called “emo”?

guy:

mediocr:

If you hate puppies you are a serial killer

if you hate cereal you are a puppy killer

(via thatgwenchick)

thehemings:

getting-fit-staying-fab:

d-elenda:

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you

well wouldn’t that be the shortest list in the world

Yeah it would because all they would write is

  • everything

Do you even know how smooth that was

(Source: l0stkeys, via kittehspring)

clestroying:

turning 12 like

image

(via thatgwenchick)

majortvjunkie:


do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via thatgwenchick)

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn